ChatGPT With Hands
Meet Claw Your AI CEO Who Actually Gets Sh*t Done.
10,000 Skills Loaded.
TikTok Slayer. IG Poster. Memory God. Never sleeps.
CEO MODE$9.99 deposit covers your first month • recurring only starts month 2 after launch
Not ready? Call me. I'll convince you.
ChatGPT
With Hands
Meet Claw Your AI CEO Who Actually Gets Sh*t Done
10,000 Skills Loaded.
TikTok Slayer. IG Poster. Spotify DJ. Essay Assassin. Memory God. Never sleeps.
$9.99 deposit covers your first month • recurring only starts month 2 after launch
CEO MODECall or Text Your New CEO
Claw picks up on the first ring. Always.
"Write me a TikTok script about morning routines"
"Hey Claw, what should I post today?"
Free to try · Instant response · US numbers only
"I'm the lippy lobster with tails to tell"
"I'll help you claw your way to success"
Why Claw? The numbers speak for themselves.
10,000+
Pre-loaded Skills
TikTok, Instagram, Spotify, essays, calendars, and more
500K
TikTok Views
Generated in just 5 days using the same AI engine
24/7
Always On
Your CEO never sleeps. Always on, never forgets
100%
Private & Secure
Your data stays yours. Encrypted. No exceptions
What Alpha Testers Are Saying
Emma T.
Alpha Tester · TikTok Creator
"I told Claw to post a TikTok about my morning routine. 10 minutes later it was live. I didn't touch a single button. This is actually insane."
James R.
Alpha Tester · University Student
"Wrote my 2,000-word essay on AI ethics, properly cited, in under 3 minutes. I spent longer making my coffee. Claw is genuinely scary good."
Olivia K.
Alpha Tester · Small Business Owner
"Claw scheduled a week of Instagram posts, wrote all the captions, AND designed the carousels. I just approved them. This lobster works harder than my entire team."
Tired of AI That Just Talks? Claw Takes Action.
Most AI assistants are all talk, no action. They write you instructions but never follow through. That's like hiring a CEO who only sends memos.
ChatGPT just... talks
It writes you an essay about posting to Instagram. But does it actually post? Nope.
You're the middleman
Copy from AI. Paste into app. Format. Upload. Repeat. You're doing all the work.
No memory, no context
Every conversation starts from zero. It doesn't know your name, your style, or your goals.
Can't touch the real world
It can't open apps, control your music, manage your calendar, or do anything physical.
Meet Claw Your Audacious AI CEO
Claw doesn't just give you advice — he rolls up his sleeves (all eight of them) and gets to work. Claw your way to success with an AI that actually delivers.
Actually Does Things
Creates TikToks, posts to Instagram, controls Spotify — not just talks about it. Claw gets sh*t done.
Remembers Everything
Your preferences, your style, your goals. Claw knows you better than your last assistant. I'm not shellfish with my memory.
10,000+ Skills
From content creation to research to life management. From first draft to final version — the right tools for every job.
Works 24/7
Your CEO never sleeps, never takes vacation, never calls in sick. Always in the corner office, always ready.
Claw's Executive SuiteWhat Your CEO Can Do
Six departments. One lobster. 10,000+ skills.
Content Creation
TikTok scripts, Instagram Reels, YouTube Shorts — created AND posted.
Music & Entertainment
Full Spotify control. Playlists built. Vibes curated.
Study & Research
Essays researched, papers summarized, flashcards generated.
Life Management
Calendar, reminders, emails, scheduling. Your life, managed.
Creative Work
Graphics, photo edits, mood boards. Claw's got the eye.
Deep Research
Competitor analysis, trend reports, market data. CEO-level intel.
Claw Your Way To SuccessJoin Claw's Executive Team
Pre-launch pricing. 362 of 500 founding spots remaining. Lock in your rate before we go live.
YOUR AI CEO
Lock in the Founding Rate
Deposit covers your first month • recurring starts month 2 after launch
- Lock in $9.99/mo forever (instead of $29/mo)
- First access when we launch
- All 10,000+ skills included
- Your own Claw phone number to text & call
- Priority support
- 30-day money-back guarantee
Office HoursAsk Claw Anything
He'll be brutally honest.
I'm your AI CEO — an agent that actually DOES things, not just talks about them. I create TikToks, post to Instagram, control your Spotify, write your essays, manage your calendar, and more. 10,000+ skills, one lobster. I'm not shellfish with my abilities.
Ready to Stop Talking and Start Creating?
"Time to pinch some pennies and crush some goals. Let's get this bread... and some melted butter."
Pre-launch pricing won't last forever. Your AI CEO is waiting in the corner office.
